Let’s start off by throwing the obvious out the window… they look silly… and have too much electronic crap hanging off the top.  Now on to the, sorta, cool parts.  A freaking vibrator in your pants, single men everywhere rejoice.  The heater is just a bonus.  Features include:

• 7 Built-in massagers
• Infrared heaters with temperature control
• Controller with multiple massage modes
• Rechargeable batteries.

The manufacturer is a company named Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co.

{Via Ohgizmo}