One of our readers sent us this wacky lineup of “good idea” gadgets. Where was this stuff when I was furnishing my college dorm?!

 

1. Behold, the Humpfest 3000™ , spring loaded Futon. Not for the queasy or weak of heart.
Spring Loaded Bed
2. Pour your shots twice as fast. Becomes increasingly more challenging as shots are consumed.
Double Pouring Flask
3. Give this to your stoned friends and then yell at them, “Dude, what the hell did you do to that glass?!”
Hand Grip Glass
4. Nothing funny or clever to say here. This entry made it simply from being represented by a hairy, soaped up, sunglass wearing dude, who is singing into a foam friggin mic in the shower… Yours for $6.25.
Sponge Microphone
5. Another thing for your stoned friends. Just put this in front of someone wasted and say, “WHAT?!”.
Toaster Kettle
6. This beats our Secret Stash furniture piece from the 70’s. Lose the pokey handle first.
Storage Stairs
7. This one has potential, but “her” half should be smaller, with same number of markings…
Measuring Sheets
8. I see a couple of ways to improve this, free of charge to its creators. One, ditch the metric system dudes. Two, lie about the size (put those inch marks further apart). Instant winner!
Measuring Belt
9. Ah yes, the “Playa” umbrella. If this doesn’t make you want to sleep with a man, nothing will. On the flip side, all of your street cred will be revoked if you are using this solo.
Two Person Umbrella

10. Challenging the boundaries of “Truly Tasteless” is this entry. Needless to say, we can all guess what the “dude” version of this looks like…
Boobie Coffin