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The resident iRobot a-hole CEO, Colin Angle, recently made a statement that the company may begin selling customers house floor plans. Specifically it mentioned selling to Amazon, Apple, and/or Google. This assumes they are even buyers. Let me back-up a bit. Apparently the newer iRobot Roomba’s scan and map the inside of your home. We all assumed this was just so this robotic vacuum cleaner could navigate the house and contents in a more efficient manner. Makes sense, right? Well in a truly douchey fashion iRobot is now pondering...

If you have ever had to deal with a mouse or rat infestation you know how frustrating it can be. They are expert breeders and multiply quite quickly. With every problem comes a multitude of solutions, this one might be the most unique. The “Walk The Plank Mouse Trap” ($25) is similar to the way pirates executed traitors...

Posted on Jun 28 2017 - 9:41am by Steve M
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This one almost seems like a gag. You know – like the tug toner video infomercial (posted after the break as well). The Squat Magic claims to give its users a round and lifted bottom and sexy toned legs. Sure. Why not? Awkward video after the break. ...

Posted on Jun 22 2017 - 10:27am by Gadget King
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Yep, that pretty much sums up the INGSDT-3000. You can buy yours here. ...

Posted on Jun 5 2017 - 11:35am by Steve M
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For about $10 you can (become the laughing stock of your friends) have your own clip-on man-bun. Heck, you can even pick the color that best matches your hair color for excellent realism. ...

Me and the wifey have been trying to think what to put above the fireplace and we haven’t found a piece of artwork that we agree upon. I think the problem may have just been solved with this Unicorn Head Trophy Wall Mount ($80). Just look at that magical beast. This Unicorn Trophy Mount is made of resin, weighs 6.8 lbs, and measures 19 3/4″ tall x 13 3/4″ long x 9″ wide. ...

Remember Homer Simpson and Barney’s favorite Springfield watering hole? Well some crafty jumpy house company is making an adult themed inflatable Moe’s Tavern ($4,500), it is 23-feet x 23-feet x 11-feet tall and can fit about 60 people. Perfect for the next backyard bbq/party. INCLUDED REPAIR KIT BLOWER STORAGE BAG PERSONALISATION INTERIOR PERSONALISATION EXTERIOR LOGO OR BRANDING SAFETY CERTIFICATE OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS ...

Posted on Apr 27 2017 - 11:04am by Russ
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Whether you like it or not, the fidget spinner craze is gaining momentum. No pun intended. Not my thing, but if I had to buy a fidget spinner it would be the Batman version shown here. For one thing, it is very cheap....

If you haven’t already heard the great news, Nordstrom is selling jeans that look pre-soiled and muddy for $425. Phew! I have been looking for these for years, glad someone has finally filled this void. These Nordstrom Mud Jeans are called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans (makes total sense to me). If this is your type of thing go ahead and send me your favorite pair of jeans and I will muddy them up for just $100. Genius! Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear...

Posted on Apr 14 2017 - 9:22am by Steve M
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This taco holder was thought to be extinct. It’s not. The TriceraTACO Taco Holder by KidsFunwares ($13) holds not one, but two tacos. This polypropylene taco dinosaur is dishwasher safe and should make food time a bit more fun. I just ordered two and I don’t even have kids.    ...