If you live in the hood… and don’t want to have the obvious choice (a gun… duh) then maybe you need a self-defense table.  The table transforms into a bat for butt whooping and a shield to keep you from getting a butt whooping… unless of course they have a gun… duh.
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Weird… and expensive ($1,700)  I guess this appeals to the Texas market… they seem to like this kind of crap. 

Need to improve your free throw?  Got $50,000 to spare?  The “Nothin’ But Net” personal basketball arcade game allows you and up 3 others to shoot baskets at the same time.  The game comes in a 2 hoop and 4 hoop version.  The game systems can be customized ($$$) with special colors, [...]

Perfect gift/tool to get kids up to speed on how to read an analog clock.  I remember my Dad not letting me have a digital wristwatch until I learned how to read an analog one… boy was I pissed.  Well… now things just got a bit easier…  and for only [...]

 
Love Tetris?  Love getting hit in the lip with funny shaped ice cubes?  Wait for it… wait for it… Tetris shaped ice cubes!

Twemco has been making this type of clock (the flip clock) for over 30 years.  Now they have outfitted them with atomic accuracy via radio frequency.  Add this to your retro tech list of must haves. Reminds me of the DMV in 1990. 
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