I’m going to get on you. I’m going to ride you. I’m going to pump you hard and when I’m finished it’s going to be like walking on water Baby! What am I doing? I’m talking about the Hydrofoil Water Scooter.
Here’s a quick glance at this cool self propelled water scooter:
- Virtually maintenance-free – there’s no engine so you never have to worry about filling this baby up with gas.
- Provides a cardiovascular workout
- For ages 12 and up with adult supervision and a Coast-Guard-approved life vest.
- Weight 26lbs
- Dimensions – 4′ H x 8′ W x 6′ L
Check it out in action – watch a man do it, watch a woman do it, watch an old man do it, watch a kid do it, watch a dude think he’s doing extreme tricks on it!
Listen, if I wanted to look like a total tool I would just get on a Segway. No need to change into swim clothes.