I know that some of you have actually been waken by the police… but this one should still scare you awake. For $15 might be worth a try.
“This Sleep Squad Police Alarm Clock will have you jumping out of bed like the cops were on your tail! What better way to insure wakefulness an officer shouting, “You have until the count of three or we’re coming in!” If you don’t get up in 3 seconds, the lights spin and siren wails. You’re under arrest for laziness! The only alarm more effective is to have someone call the police to you door for real, and you’d definitely be late for work if you did that! Availability: This Sleep Squad Police Alarm Clock takes approximately 1 business day to leave the warehouse plus transit time.”