One of our readers sent us this wacky lineup of “good idea” gadgets. Where was this stuff when I was furnishing my college dorm?!
1. Behold, the Humpfest 3000™ , spring loaded Futon. Not for the queasy or weak of heart.
2. Pour your shots twice as fast. Becomes increasingly more challenging as shots are consumed.
3. Give this to your stoned friends and then yell at them, “Dude, what the hell did you do to that glass?!”
4. Nothing funny or clever to say here. This entry made it simply from being represented by a hairy, soaped up, sunglass wearing dude, who is singing into a foam friggin mic in the shower… Yours for $6.25.
5. Another thing for your stoned friends. Just put this in front of someone wasted and say, “WHAT?!”.
6. This beats our Secret Stash furniture piece from the 70’s. Lose the pokey handle first.
7. This one has potential, but “her” half should be smaller, with same number of markings…
8. I see a couple of ways to improve this, free of charge to its creators. One, ditch the metric system dudes. Two, lie about the size (put those inch marks further apart). Instant winner!
9. Ah yes, the “Playa” umbrella. If this doesn’t make you want to sleep with a man, nothing will. On the flip side, all of your street cred will be revoked if you are using this solo.
10. Challenging the boundaries of “Truly Tasteless” is this entry. Needless to say, we can all guess what the “dude” version of this looks like…