Sorry, but the awesomely bad sales pitch for a stupid watch that calculates your “hang time” simply floored me:
Up until now, you just thought you were killin’ it. With the Tech 4 O Air Pod, now you’ll know your going huge. Stop frontin’ and start provin’. Record your airtime for your last 15 jumps, and compare with other snowboarders to prove who really rules the park!
In addition to the badass description, this watch also has the word “Pod” as part of its name, so you know it is “the shite”. Comes in black and orange. As a bonus, I added a scale that shows where wearing one of these lands you in the real world. Yours for $87.98.
This will never sell worst idea ever!