Bacon Lube? Ummm, ok. This isn't for lubricating bacon, this is "A delicious massage oil & personal lubricant" that tastes like bacon. That is pushing the limits a bit and is leaning on disgusting. I can't help but picturing two fatties rubbing bacon lube all over each other, wrong. Still interested? Get your own J&D's Baconlube for $12 here.