Bubble Wrap Neck Tie

If you have to wear a tie to work, sorry, that sucks.  But if you must wear a neck tie to work you can kill two birds with this one.  The Bubble Wrap Neck Tie allows you to look stylish while driving your cubicle mates batty.  Stressful phone call?  Pop!  Annoying meeting?  Pop!

You get the idea, The bubble wrap ties don't seem to have made it to production yet, but we hope they do.