Gunbrella

The gunbrella has that roadrunner ACME feel to it.  The handle has a subtle curve that looks a bit like a gun handle.  Push the aucasinosonline.com button and the real fun starts with a big "BANG" as the umbrella opens.  Yours for about $13 here.

Or as Rhianna might say, "You can stand under my gunbrella, Ella ella, ay ay ay, under my gunbrella".  Sorry couldn't resist.