Limited Edition Swingline Series 747 Rio Red Stapler

Remember the infamous red Swingline stapler from the Office Space Movie?  (if not, shame on you, we posted a clip of it after the break)  Great scene.  Any-who, every cubicle dweller should have a Rio Red Swingline Series 747 Stapler on their desk.  You can passively show your disgust for your own office space with this iconic red stapler.