At your next BBQ bust out the Meat Mark-It personalized steak branding iron and get 
creative. You could label your hot dogs “16-inches” or your steak “Labrador retriever”. Either way, your friends will be mildly amused and probably loose their appetite… next BBQ is at their house, saving you money. Only $18 online.
I just might have to get this one! I’d put “Eat me” on it!! LOL
These things are great!
I can use this to leave a message:
DONT CRAP
IN MY YARD
on my neighbors cat. Oh yeah!