Posted on Sep 17 2008 - 9:28am by Russ


Yikes.  DZ Laboratories has come out with a ballsy (pun intended) product with an equally ballsy name – DZNuts, protect your junk.  The $22 high viscosity chamois cream is supposed to minimize chaffing that occurs from high endurance sports, and the owner of the company obviously chaffs primarily in the ball region.

My favorite bits:

  • Logo – is that a bike seat… or something else?
  • Product Name – DZNuts (pronounced with a hood accent, “Deeeeze Nuttttssss”)
  • Tag line – Protect your junk

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  1. afrosquad September 17, 2008 at 9:44 am -

    OMG that totally reminds me of the fake Afro Squad products like Deeze Nuts Krunch and Bitch Smacks, except this is real! Love their site and their marketing materials – lube ’em or lose ’em. Nice!

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