Yikes. DZ Laboratories has come out with a ballsy (pun intended) product with an equally ballsy name – DZNuts, protect your junk. The $22 high viscosity chamois cream is supposed to minimize chaffing that occurs from high endurance sports, and the owner of the company obviously chaffs primarily in the ball region.
My favorite bits:
- Logo – is that a bike seat… or something else?
- Product Name – DZNuts (pronounced with a hood accent, “Deeeeze Nuttttssss”)
- Tag line – Protect your junk