If you live one of those super exciting types of lives, record that shit and email it to me. I don't want any crappy video skills either so please strap on a Looxcie wearable video camera.
The Looxcie looks like a nerdy Bluetooth headset. The Looxcie hooks over one ear and records up to four hours of video at a time (only 480×320 at 15fps). When full the Looxcie starts recording over the oldest footage. If something really exciting happens, you can push a button and the last 30 seconds of footage get sent to your Android phone (booo) via Bluetooth so you can edit and upload it to the service of your choice.
If this is your type of thing, please stay away from me, enjoy videoing your every move. Yours for about $200 here. Video showing quality after the break.