“No matter the apocalyptic scenario – nuclear war, devastating floods, scorching drought, or just a good ol’ fashioned zombie outbreak – you’ll be prepared with a Tactical Sammich ($6) or three… hundred. Available in pepperoni or honey BBQ beef flavors, these individually packaged meals weigh in at less than 300 calories and have an astonishing two-year shelf life when stored in a climate-controlled (80 degrees or lower) environment. A few cases of these, a stockpile of water, a healthy number of Playboy back issues, and you’ll be all set.”
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