At first glance it looks like something you would see in a vending machine at a gas station bathroom. I know, yuck. Nope, this one goes in your mouth as a supplement to brushing your teeth.
If you can't manage to brush your teeth twice a day (for at least two minutes) then grab a box of Rolly Disks. Each Rolly Disk has about 276 bristles that are covered in Xylitol and Fluoride. Pop it in your mouth and chew.