Borrow My Pen – Gag Pen

Ohhh the age old problem of the office pen thief.  No matter where I have worked… pens have always disappeared.  “Fred” thinks they may have the solution to the pen thieves in your life, the “borrow my pen?”.

Some of the clever text;

• “Springfield Sexual Addiction Center, From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 30 days”
• “Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology, turn your head and cough”
• “Van Nuys Center For Cosmetic Surgery, specializing in difficult gender requirements”

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