Ohhh the age old problem of the office pen thief. No matter where I have worked… pens have always disappeared. “Fred” thinks they may have the solution to the pen thieves in your life, the “borrow my pen?”.
Some of the clever text;
- “Springfield Sexual Addiction Center, From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 30 days”
- “Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology, turn your head and cough”
- “Van Nuys Center For Cosmetic Surgery, specializing in difficult gender requirements”
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