25, Feb 2008
Boob Massager Robot

Is there really a need for this type of product… seems most men would be willing to provide this type of service for free. Either way, no need in writing too much creative copy… the patent writer has already done it for us.Our favorites:

  • “The BMR is expected to be in great demand.”
  • “Three percent of them got canceration…” – Really gives George Bush a run for his money with that new word!
  • “Women who want to have pretty breasts.”
  • “Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.”

Read on for the details.Patent No:PCT/CN2007/070908

The simulation breast massage device is an unprecedented mechanical device, which is capable to give physical massage to human breast the way professional massagers do. Its inventor, Mr. Wang Wei, already filed a series of patents for this invention.

The Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD preparatory team was established for the purpose of applying the Breast Massage Robot (BMR) to market. The team is led by Mr. Wang Wei and his assistant. The engineers who are working in the team developed the patented device into the Breast Massage Robot (BMR) by equipping it with an intelligent control system. Now, the research and development work of the massage cream which boasts effects of destroying cancer cell and improving the growth of breast is going on.

The BMR is expected to be in great demand. Along with the improvement of living standard, the incidence of mastopathy is rising. Currently, the average incidence of mastoscirrhus is 11% in developed countries and doubling every year in China. Seventy percent of women are suffering various mastopathies. Three percent of them got canceration and they are still constantly being joined by about 200 thousand new patients each year (data resource: the Pink Ribbon Group Program, sponsored by Estee Lauder, broadcasted by Beijing TV Station). Forty thousand patients died from mastoscirrhus every year. It is universally accepted by traditional and western medicine that regular and certain massage can efficiently bring down the possibility of mastopathy. There are some reports alleged that the massage performed on pregnant women’s breasts would be helpful for them to give birth to their babies. But there is few women have chances to accept massage from professional massagers every day. The BMR will be playing a role of massager’s substitution, serves up massage whenever you need.

As a result of market research, we specified our targeting consumer groups which are listed below:

1.Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

2.Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.

3.Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.

4.Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.

5.Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.

6.Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

7.Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

8.Women who want to have pretty breasts.

The Breast Massage Robot stimulates massager’s hand movements to perform comfortable massage. It is capable of automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes. It also features good portability and a variety of massage programs.

We will sincerely corporate with investors to make the BMR the hottest high-tech product worldwide.

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