Lighted Garden Nozzle?

In getting ready for my New Years resolution… I am trying to be more positive… but like any good procrastinator… I am going to wait until after this post.

This is another case of a bad invention that made it to far.  Why in the hell would anyone want a lighted garden nozzle?  Maybe as a gag gift for the sneaky pot farmer in your life?  Maybe for the insomniac gardener?  Either way… I see why this product has been discounted down from $25 to $8.99.