SVEDKA Vodka Water: They Invented a Clear Plastic Can (And Feel Amazing About It)
SVEDKA would like you to know they have invented a see through a container. ? The product is called SVEDKA Vodka Water, billed as the world’s first transparent canned vodka water, which is a lot of words for “we made a clear plastic bottle shaped like a tennis ball can and then high-fived in a […]
Dyson CameraJet Toothbrush
Dyson just put a camera and a water jet in a toothbrush. It costs $499. Of course it does. Sir James Dyson spent six years, 661 engineers, 38 patents, and 16 million lines of code so you can livestream the inside of your mouth while a tiny AI-powered squirt gun flosses you. Welcome to 2026. […]
Tesla Balance Bike For Kids
Not sure why Tesla is releasing a balance bike for kids. Seems like they already have plenty on their plate to work on. For example; it would be nice for my HW3 Tesla Model S to have access to FSD 14-Lite. That might be gibberish to most folks but it is a big deal to […]
Coors Light Tallerboy Can Holder
The folks at Coors Light are flexing their clever marketing prowess with the Coooooors Light Tallerboy ($30). This stretched out can holder will hold three 12-ounce Coors Light cans and keep them cold and ready to party.
What If Trump Grew A Beard And Shaved His Head? AI Rendering.
This photo, which I assume is AI generated, is pretty good. Donald Trump – Love him or hate him, that is up to you but he would look pretty darn good with a shaved head and beard.
Rubik’s Cube Toilet Paper Dispenser
Why? Why not I suppose. This colorful toilet paper dispenser will add a bit of color and nostalgia to your bathroom. Not only will it dispense your favorite brand of toilet paper, but it also does double duty as a shelf for your phone. You really shouldn’t bring your phone to the bathroom though. I’m […]
Coronavirus Dog Walking With A Drone
As my entire state of California is on lockdown for this Coronavirus we are forced to be more creative with this social distancing bit. Did I mention I despise the term “social distancing”. Anywho… read on for some of my favorite creative takes from around the world of people dealing with Covid-19.
Danny DeVito Fanny Pack
The most useful piece of apparel ever invented and rarely appreciated – the fanny pack. Mix this batman worthy bit of utility with Danny DeVito’s good looks and you have this piece of sexy pictured above. Yours for just $35 from the Cryptic Closet. Think of all the gadgets you could stuff inside of Danny […]
Rubber Prop Cast Iron Frying Pan
Yep, it looks like a heavy cast iron frying pan but it isn’t. It is a rubber prop that weighs just 8-ounces. Not sure why I just bought this. Oh well. Get yours here.
LED Light Show For Your Vehicles Roof
This product caught my eye because of the neat/silliness of it all and the amazingly bad English. Whether you drive for Uber/Lyft or just want to pimp the interior of your car this one is worth a look. You simply plug in this LED car projector, place it somewhere near the center of your car […]