Beanzawave USB Powered Microwave

Heinz has run out of food products to improve upon… so it has started making USB peripherals?  The Heinz Beanzawave is touted as the world’s smallest microwave, measuring 7.4 inches tall by 2.6 inches wide and 5.9 inches deep.  Best part, the Beanzawave will work off of your standard USB port.  Now we just need to convince Heinz to take this product from concept to reality.  Who doesn’t want to cook beans in their cubicle?  Hmmm… maybe that is a bad idea… my cubicle mate doesn’t need any additional help with his gassiness.