Ex-Spouse Shooting Silhouettes
What would you do if your best friend told you they had caught their spouse cheating and we’re getting a divorce? You can do a few things for your heart broken friend: 1. Console them 2. Be a shoulder to cry on 3. Buy them a 10 pack of Shooting Silhouettes that have their spouse’s […]
How to Propose with a USB Flash Drive Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring In 9 Easy Steps
Load up the ring with pics of you and your Babe. Give her the ring – She Cries… YOU put the ring on her finger – She says YES… You take off the ring and say – But wait there’s MORE… You take the crystal off and slide the USB into your system – She’s […]
PS3 Firmware Update 2.17 Ready For Download
Me and the Gadget King Crew met last night for a late night jam session on Rock Band. We fired up the PS3 to find the latest firmware update 2.17 was ready for download. Looks like Sony skipped 2.15??? No official news about this firmware update from Sony as of yet. We’ll keep you posted […]
ThruVision T5000 Camera Sees Through Clothes
The British company ThruVision has developed a camera / imaging system to see concealed items under clothing. I’m sure airports think this is a great idea, as do “Peeping Toms”. The T5000 can image both metallic and non-metallic threat objects hidden under clothing on still or moving subjects WITHOUT revealing any body detail. The Peeping […]
Where Do You Store Your Condoms?
Do you keep them in the sock drawer? Do you keep them in the medicine cabinet? Do you keep them in your bedside drawer behind the Old Spice next to the hand cuffs? Do you keep them in your Trunk Station? I keep mine in my PROPHOPOT! The prophopot is an eye appealing bedside storage […]
Hey! Don’t Pop My Office
Can an office be popped? Yes it can! If it was made by the clever company called Inflate. They created a product called Office in a Bucket and it’s basically an Office in a Bucket. Within 10 minutes your office can be inflated or deflated perfect for that Chop Shop Brokerage firm you’ve been wanting […]
First Ever Shoe With A Built-in Microcomputer
What’s Black and White and looks like two Double Stuff Oreo cookies on your feet? It’s the Adidas Micropacer, Venice Carnival Edition Sneakers. I hate the word “sneakers” – Let’s go with “running shoes”. This edition is a tribute to the festival of masks. OK??? Now here’s the geeky coolness factor – these “running […]
Dog Gone Good Treadmill
You know what I like to do when I’m sitting on the couch, watching American Idol, eating Doritos, and drinking my Coke – I walk my dog! How do I do this? You say it’s impossible! Not if you own the Fit-Fur-Life Doggy Treadmill! I own the Superior Model which comes with the decline and […]
You CAN Hide It
Do you ever need to hide money from your roommate? Do you ever have to hide your jewelry from your roommate? Do you ever have to hide your drugs from your roommate? Maybe it’s time to get a new roommate OR maybe not. Now you can hide all of these things and more with the […]
Eyesseuse Eye Massager
Do you suffer from eye strain, eye fatigue, or just have ugly bags under your eyes? Never fear the Eyesseuse is here. It gently massages the optic area while promoting blood circulation, so you’ll not only feel better but you’ll look better too. That is unless you’re wearing the Eyesseuse, at that point YOU become […]