ALPAKA x UrAvgConsumer Protocol Backpack: 1,000 Numbered Tech Packs
Four years of arguing over pockets, and this is what came out. The Protocol Backpack is a 20L tech pack that ALPAKA designed with YouTuber UrAvgConsumer. It is his first product. It has room for a 16-inch laptop, a gaming handheld and headphones, and every bag is numbered: only 1,000 made. Price: $279, sold only […]
Shift Robotics Moonwalkers Dusk Are AI Robotic Shoes That Strap Over Yours
Regular shoes walk. Shift Robotics Moonwalkers Dusk strap over those shoes and turn the sidewalk into a lightly roasted sci-fi commute. AI gait brains, a continuous LED line, real S/M/L sizing, and a $1,199 sticker – brand-direct at shiftrobotics.io/products/moonwalkers-dusk. First batch is capped at 200 pairs, with shipping listed as starting October 12 on the […]
Nike Apex Packs Four Air Zoom Units Into a Zero-Drop Marathon Weapon
Adidas just swept Berlin and starred in the sub-2-hour circus, so Nike did what Nike does: drop a bigger, weirder air bomb. Meet the Nike Apex – the brand’s new pinnacle marathon racer with four Air Zoom units in two double-stacked pairs under the forefoot, more Air than Nike has ever packed into a racing […]
Imagine A Country So Great… Even The People Who Hate It Refuse To Leave T-Shirt
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through the news, or maybe just existing on the internet for five minutes, and suddenly everyone’s acting like the United States is one pothole away from total collapse. Meanwhile, the same people complaining the loudest somehow never seem to pack a bag. Curious, right?Enter the official uniform for […]
Mankini Mayhem – Patriotic Swim Trunks
Listen up, beach bros and Fourth of July warriors. Summer is here, and if you’re tired of basic board shorts that scream “I own a grill and regret nothing,” I’ve got the ultimate conversation starter for you. Enter: the Custom Funny Patriotic Swim Trunks. These bad boys don’t just cover your assets—they make everyone think […]
Patriotic Vibes This Independence Day? Step Into These Reef Fanning Flip-Flops!
As we gear up for the 4th of July and celebrate America’s 250th anniversary in 2026, there’s no better way to show your red, white, and blue spirit than with the perfect pair of summer footwear. Enter the Reef Men’s Fanning Flip-Flops in the 1776 colorway—a patriotic powerhouse designed for beach days, backyard BBQs, fireworks […]
FlyeBaby Hammock
Air travel with infants isn’t always easy. The uncomfortable airline seats don’t really give parents that many options short of buying an extra seat. If you aren’t made of money you may want to check out this awesome idea, the FlyeBaby Hammock. This baby travel gadget will free your hands while putting your precious cargo […]
OluKai x SPAM Inspired Flip Flop Sandals
Not quite a gadget, I know, but when one of my favorite sandal makers – Olukai – comes out with a SPAM inspired flip flop I had to share. If you haven’t worn OluKai sandals (flip flops) or shoes you should give them a try. Their flip flops are comfortable, long lasting, and look good. […]
Realistic Your-Face Face Mask
I do not like wearing a face mask. With that said, I realize that I don’t have a choice if I want to go inside some stores/restaurants today. Hopefully, this Covid-19 thing will be a distant memory in the near future. Time to up the face mask game with this realistic printed mask of your […]
Danny DeVito Fanny Pack
The most useful piece of apparel ever invented and rarely appreciated – the fanny pack. Mix this batman worthy bit of utility with Danny DeVito’s good looks and you have this piece of sexy pictured above. Yours for just $35 from the Cryptic Closet. Think of all the gadgets you could stuff inside of Danny […]