Kool-Aid Scented Reebok Shoes
Sounds like a joke, right? It isn’t, and someone at Reebok should clearly be fired! Why in the hell would you want a shoe that smells like Kool-Aid (and stinky feet after a few months)? $77 at Amazon. Why? why? […]
Solar Powered Vibrator
Wow… Where do we go from here? A solar powered, bullet shaped, vibrator has made it to market from “Solar Sensations”. Considering the cost of batteries these days… $29.95 for the whole shebang is veritable bargain! This fun gadget holds a 2 hour charge from just one day in the sun, and sports a flip […]
Parolee Ankle Bracelet For Your Kids
Why bother watching your children when you can strap a parolee house arrest ankle bracelet on them? This gadget from In-Reach will let you set an adjustable boundary from 10ft to 300ft. The parental unit will allow you to see how close the child is to the boundary. Each unit comes with a instructional DVD. […]
Acne popping, music pumping MP3 player
It is a pimple fighter. It is a 128MB MP3 Player. Somehow I think it will do a poor job of at least two functions. As much as I love convergence when it comes to tech gadgets, this one has gone too far. Look on the bright side… no one will every want to borrow […]
Amazing aquariums
Assuming that you live in the San Francisco area and have around $1,000 to $4,000 (approximately 50 gallon tank) to spend drop in and visit George and Steven Lo of Aqua Forest Aquarium in San Francisco. These guys design the best looking fresh water fish tanks we have ever seen. Their creations of “Nature Aquariums” […]
Freeeeeze Poop!
Who wants to pick up warm dog poop? Freeze it first. Another product idea that somehow made it to market that probably shouldn’t have – Poop Freeze. “POOP FREEZE is the first freeze-spray aerosol made for animal waste pick-up. Completely Non-flammable Cools surfaces down to 62° F No CFC’s to destroy the ozone. Does not […]
Hula Chair… only looks good with skinny hot chicks
This one elicits only two responses in detailed studies of male watchers. That is hot! Haaaaa haaa haaaaa… too funny! Either way, I really don’t want to see a fatty on this machine. Enjoy!
40-Year-Old Virgin meets folding bicycle helmet
In keeping with the 40-Year-Old Virgin theme… this would have been the perfect bicycle helmet for Mr. Man-O-Lantern. We can thank the Japanese for this invention named the Tatamet. Ok… ok… it is mainly for the earthquake fear that looms in Japan. You have to love the use of Amime cartoons in advertising material. All […]
SpinWine Pourer (performs magic) decants in real time
First off, let me start by saying we are skeptical of any device that is supposed to compress time (exception: Tivo). The SpinWine Pourer claims to “perform(s) a set of complex actions as the wine circulates around the small open cup chamber and through the double helix into your glass. The SpinWine Pourer is for […]
4-in-1 Hot dog cooker, aint life great
For a paltry $24.98 you can be the proud owner of a 4-in-1 hot dog cooker. It’s a hot dogs maker (duh), steamer, egg boiler, and popcorn maker. After a month of use, the flavors this thing will cook up will be hard to describe. Hot dog flavored popcorn… or perhaps steamed broccoli flavored eggs. […]