Eyesseuse Eye Massager
Do you suffer from eye strain, eye fatigue, or just have ugly bags under your eyes? Never fear the Eyesseuse is here. It gently massages the optic area while promoting blood circulation, so you’ll not only feel better but you’ll look better too. That is unless you’re wearing the Eyesseuse, at that point YOU become […]
Boob Massager Robot
Is there really a need for this type of product… seems most men would be willing to provide this type of service for free. Either way, no need in writing too much creative copy… the patent writer has already done it for us.Our favorites: “The BMR is expected to be in great demand.” “Three percent […]
Trunk Monkey
Not exactly new, but for those of you who haven’t seen all 6 trunk monkey commercials, enjoy!
I Forgot My Windows Password!
For some reason we get this question quite a bit, “I forgot my windows password, how do I recover my forgotten password?” I will assume you have already exhausted all of the obvious means of password recovery. Now down to the software tech route. First off, much props to Ophcrack for doing all the hard […]
MMMMMMM Good Tic Tac Toast
Let’s get down to the nitty gritty – What is Tic Tac Toast? It’s the fantastic game of Tic Tac Toe that’s played on… you guessed it – your toast. Take the Tic Tac Toast Stamper… press it into a slice of bread… toast the bread… and out pops Tic Tac Toast. We like to […]
4 Inexpensive Ways To Spy On Anyone
Detailed Video Edition Coming Soon! Since the mid 80’s I have been tinkering with spy gear. I would use, unknowing, family and friends as victims for spy gear testing. I spied on my older brother, my parents, my friends, etc… Most who know of my obsession say I should go into business testing and selling […]
GPS Breathalyzer- I May Be Drunk But I Know My Way Home Dammit
Leave it to the Portuguese to make a device that incorporates a breathalyzer and GPS. NDrive is releasing this “first ever” combination in the spring. Maybe they should have named it the Blow and Go 400. The G400 may just be the swiss army knife for lost drunks everywhere, as it includes the following; a […]
The “Best” of Mr. P
Looking for a truly unique gift for that special someone? This isn’t it… Looking for a gift for a prude or uptight friend, parent, in-law, kids kindergarten teacher, or a towns priest? You can do no wrong picking from this lineup.
Digital Polaroid Picture Frame
Unfortunately this product is not a reality just yet, at this point it is just a concept. I think this type of frame would be a cult classic considering Polaroid recently discontinued their famous instant film. We will let you know if/when this makes it to market. {Via Ironic Sans}
Bandage Bling
Did you just take a beat down? Did it leave a mark or maybe even a cut on your face. Great news – not only can you turn that bastard in for abuse but you can still look hot with Blinged out bandages! This article is in no way sexist… we just happened to have […]