Phantom Keystroker

Posted on Mar 19 2008 - 1:00pm by Russ


As I am typing this… I am wondering why I am sharing my secrets for future fun… but oh well. “The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless circuit board, but it’s actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim’s computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases. A simple jumper setting allows you to choose between either keyboard garbage typing, annoying mouse movements or both. An adjustment pot sets the duration between “events”. We recommend you don’t set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker pal will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done.”

Yours for $24.99 at

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  1. 007usb March 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm -

    Russ – your posts make me think you are not nice

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