Designer Erik De Nijs has sewn together this pair of pants with a built in keyboard right across you private bits (and more), named "Beauty and the Geek" jeans. No beauty here, I only see a geek who looks like he is playing with himself. If you don’t get beat up typing with these pants you were surely get a sexual harassment suit.
"Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."
Joystick behind the front zipper? Knock, knock, knock on the bedroom door… "Mom, leave me alone, I am using my joystick." More pictures after the break.