Screw The Olympics – Check Out This Chinese Expo

Posted on Jul 11 2008 - 1:23pm by L.

Chinese Sex Expo

Size aside, Asia has been a serious player in the area of Sexual gratification for thousands of years. Sex is on the agenda this month and it’s all about accessory-assisted sexuality *insert sexual innuendo here*. From Jul 19, 2008,  through Jul 21, 2008, The 5th China International Adult Toys and Reproductive Health Exhibition (a.k.a. China Adult-Care Expo *way to suck all the fun out of it*) takes place. As an exclusive and trade-only show, China Adult-Care Expo has become one of the more renowned trading fairs in the industry. Items on display will include: vibrators, dildos, love dolls, anal stimulators, bondage gear, lube, erotic furniture, piercing, condoms, toys for girls/boys, lingerie, S&M gear, sex-related medicines, and we-have-no-idea-what-that-does-but-it-looks-scary products. All of this stuff is no doubt branded MADE IN CHINA (across the street from the show). You got to agree this sounds a hell of a lot more interesting than the upcoming Olympics in Beijing. Of course, sooner or later, the winners of this show will grace your mailbox under evocative headers like “CH33P P3N!S P!LLS” and “$HoW H3R U C@N g0 @LL N!TE L0NG!”. Cancel your Olympics reservations and head to the Sex Toy Expo – remember they love you long time *as long as the batteries last*!


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  1. yogurtnipple July 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm -

    Do you really want to put anything stamped Made In China near your genitals?!

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