A Bowl Haircut For Your Goatee – the Goateesaver

Posted on Aug 7 2008 - 9:41am by Robby S.


When I first saw this I literally was laughing out loud (or LOL for the cool folks). This imagegadget is basically an adjustable goatee cover that you shave around. Think of the old fashioned bowl haircut.

I have a goatee and sometimes (rarely) struggle with getting the shave straight. I am not sure if I would buy one… I wouldn’t mind trying the Goateesaver first (which isn’t an option because of the mouth piece)… but I wish the guy luck.

Scott is the inventor of the GoateeSaver, an adjustable, face-hugging shaving guide for your chin fungus.

It is not a pretty device. Well, maybe the device has its own beauty, but a man wearing a GoateeSaver looks like a cyborg with a respirator. Or possibly like he’s eating the world’s largest electric razor. The comparison Bonge hears most often is with Hannibal Lecter in “The Silence of the Lambs.”

He’s not bothered.

“The product is not intended to be used out in public,” Bonge says. “It’s meant to be used inside, when you shave.”

Remember the Headblade? Videos of the device in action after the break.



4 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. tr6duc August 7, 2008 at 10:16 am -

    I have seen worse ideas – might actually work.

  2. keepinitreal August 8, 2008 at 9:05 am -

    Real Men don’t need wierd shaving props.

  3. sovenna April 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm -

    ???.. ???????

  4. Dave Stanley October 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm -

    What a clever idea! I personally don’t have a problem getting my goatee/moustache to line up straight, but I think that some men could benefit from the Goateesaver. I’ve seen some dudes with really crooked goatees who may benefit from this device. Also, men who are blind or have poor vision, who would normally need another person to style thier facial hair (if they choose to wear facial hair) will be able to cut thier own, perfectly-lined goatee by themselves.

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