Folks you can’t make this stuff up. There is a new line of Star Trek fragrances guaranteed to boost your nerd factor. I am not sure how they smell… but heaven for bid the women you are trying to impress happens to find this in your bathroom. Instant woman repellant.
This embarrassing line of Star Trek fragrances will be available in department stores in April (just in time for April fools I hope) at a cost of $30-$40 per bottle. The three colognes are named “Tiberius”, “Ponn Farr”, and “Red Shirt”.