Toothpaste That Puts You To Sleep

Posted on Sep 17 2009 - 10:45am by Russ

PearlyDreams Sleeping Toothpaste

Sounds like a joke… but PearlyDreams is a toothpaste that will help put you to sleep.  PearlyDreams toothpaste has melatonin, balm mint, valerian, and passionflower mixed in to the paste to help knock you out.  Pure sillieness‚Ķ or pure genius?  Now all they need is a toothpaste loaded with caffeine for the mornings.

3 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. Steve Fox September 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm -

    All the people with parkinsons will be delighted.


  2. med Bear September 18, 2009 at 8:38 am -

    Heaven forbid you grab the wrong toothpaste in the morning

  3. Devin September 20, 2009 at 8:06 pm -

    what do u do in the morning

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