Just because it is cheap to manufacturer plastic stuff in China doesn't mean that we have to think up crap and make it a reality. I am only one man and can't stop the flood of bad ideas just by writing about them, but I sure am trying.
This gem of an idea is little plastic rats that have lights on their noses and straps so you can wear them on your fingers. My favorite part is the bit about "ideal for night blogging", seriously? Turn on the lights.
"What? You haven't heard of Party Rats! You're kidding, right? They're the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don't care. Each 1-3/4" long rat sends out a different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Five rats in each package. Batteries included."