Life can be rough. Why not enjoy one of your most private times. You know, toilet time. Upgrade your standard toilet with a Bio Bidet Ultimate Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat ($399). Don’t knock it until you try it. Seriously.
The Bio Bidet BB-600 comes with and adjustable heated seat and water, has two nozzles for washing your posterior or your feminine bits. Heck, the lid even closes slow. No more slamming toilet seat.
“Engineered for luxury, BIO BIDET BB-600 is full-featured. With front and rear warm water cleansing, anti-bacterial material and a massage feature with a wide clean function, it cycles front and rear streams for unparalleled cleaning.”