This jewel is from the folks at Sportsman’s Guide, and they can be yours for just $45. A bulletproof vest makes sense, for sure, but you should also protect your bits as well. If nothing else you could spice things up in the bedroom.
“When you’re in the heat of battle, these British Military Surplus Blast Shorts will keep you and future generations safe from dangerous blows. Blast Shorts are made from 100% nylon and come equipped with an adjustable waist belt and 1″ web straps for secure attachment. Plus, the Kevlar inserts provide added protection where you need it most.”
- Genuine British military issue
- Adjustable waist belt with plastic buckles
- Kevlar inserts for ballistic protection
- Adjustable 1″ web straps attach shorts to the belt of your uniform
- Like new, never issued, may show signs of long-term storage