Fake TV To Fool The Crooks
Super smart! Crooks tend to avoid conflict, so they will obviously avoid a house with people home watching TV. Enter the “FakeTV” which simulates the effect of having your TV on. Why not just leave your TV on? Because it is an energy hog and has an MTBF and expensive cost to replace. The FakeTV […]
Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Is there really a market for this? I like to think that general good hygiene (aka shower and soap) negates the need for butt powder. But (no pun intended), I was on a 5 day hike with some college buddies, and the guy directly in front of me could have used about 5 bottles of […]
The World’s Smoothest 100 Proof, 100 Percent Agave Super Premium Tequila?
1800 Select Silver Tequila is being touted as the world’s smoothest (100 proof Agave). A tough claim to make, or substantiate for that matter. Either way, I will provide a full update after finishing a bottle tonight, the things I will do for my readers. Only $35. “Select Silver is double-distilled for crystal clear clarity […]
Caffeinated Potato Chips, Um No Thanks
I, unlike my co-workers (you know who you are), do not need to visit Starbucks to function in the morning…. thank goodness as I have enough vices to deal with. But for those of you who love your caffeine happiness but just can’t be bothered with another caffeinated drink, how about some lemon flavored potato […]
Schlage – Open Your Front Door Via The Web
Schlage announced that they will be making a Z-Wave capable door lock. Z-Wave is a home automation standard for just about everything from lights to TV. The Schlage Z-wave door locks will let you lock or unlock your door from you PC, cellphone, or any wireless web enabled device. Somehow the batteries will last for […]
Jet Powered Bicycle – Goes 75 MPH
Robert Maddox builds and sells real pulse jet engines that run on kerosene. He has different sizes available up to 1000 pounds. He strapped one on to a bicycle to see what would happen (granted it is only a 50 pound rocket). The rocket bike will go 75 MPH while setting off car alarms and […]
JVC Everio S Series Camcorder – One-Touch YouTube Upload
The new JVC Everio S Series camcorders are coming with some software that allows them to upload videos directly to YouTube with the touch of a button. Sounds like a good idea right? I respectfully disagree, this is just going to get more shaky unedited videos on YouTube. Take 5 minutes and edit your video’s… […]
World’s Smallest Humanoid Robot
“Recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records™ as “The smallest humanoid robot in production,” this 6 1/2″-tall humanoid uses precise mechanics to somersault, stand on one leg, do push-ups, perform martial arts, and even reenact a cowboy duel from an American Western. The robot has 180 preprogrammed individual movements, responds to verbal commands, and […]
Virtual Girlfriend In Your Bed
Drew Burrows, a lonely NYU student created INBED, a 2-D virtual girlfriend that is projected onto your bed from the ceiling. For the amount of time and money spent making this contraption, you think he would have been able to score a real girl (or a hooker?). The projected girlfriend interacts with you, if […]
NANA Saver – Banana Holder/Saver?
A couple of thoughts kept swirling through my simple mind as I read this. Eat the entire damn banana… and there are too many inventors in the world. “NANA Saver™ Banana Holder Eliminates waste so you can enjoy half now, and half later. Keeps a sliced banana fresher, longer by reducing exposure to air. Hinged […]