Hanmac = Crazy Expensive Phones
There seems to be more and more “luxury” smartphones hitting the market. I can’t imagine sales are great. A French company, Hanmac, has come out with two ugly unique phones in the too expensive category. They have the “Range” and the “New Defency”. Great names. Not. A mix of black rubber and black metal with […]
The Main Drain Is A Urinal That Attaches To Your Toilet
I thought this one was a gag gift like the Prank Pack boxes you can buy online. Apparently the Main Drain is real however. At least real enough to be on KickStarter. For $45 (assuming they hit their $50,000 goal) you can have one of the best white elephant gifts ever. Who would actually strap […]
Watch With Built-in Butane Lighter
Yep, it is a real watch with a built-in butane lighter. Perfect for the stoner smoker or MacGyver type in your life. Sure, at first it sounds like a gag gift type of thing, especially considering it only costs $8. But it is actually a useful little gadget. You will never bee without your precious […]
Tactical Holiday Stocking
Pre-holiday gift for the tactical junkie in your life – a Tactical Holiday Stocking. Obviously you should take the time to fill it up with some cool tactical gadgets like paracord bracelets, a knife (or two), and maybe some sort of multi-tool.
Sygama Thunder Boy Q30 Rechargeable Speaker With Odd Port Placement
For just $12.95 you can get your hands on one of these inappropriately cute Thunder Boy Q30 Rechargeable Speakers. At first glance it is just a little guy laying down with headphones on… then I noticed that the 3.5mm audio jack is placed accurately where poopy would exit. Odd… but funny. Available in a bunch […]
Laser Collar For Cats And Dogs
Some dogs, and most cats, will chase the dot a laser beam creates for quite some time. This torture is not only fun for the owner it is great exercise for your pet. To a point. Don’t overwork your cat or dog… some don’t know when to quit. This particular laser collar turns off after […]
Automatic Sperm Extractor Machine?
Yep, this odd looking self service machine which has some analog knobs on top is a sperm extractor machine/robot. This device currently resides in a Chinese hospital in Nanjing. All the sad user has to do is turn on the screen for some video, pick the amplitude, frequency, and temperature and they are off to […]
The Selfie Brush
The Selfie Brush ($19.99). If I only had hair. Oy Vey. Take the already embarrassing selfie-shot and strap your iPhone 5/5S on to this hairbrush for next level lameness. Some of the product specifications are quite humorous like; perfect social media tool, easy to find in pocket book, ability to text or make a phone […]
Pistol Coffee Cup
If you work at the post office or live in a perpetual Monday you may need a Pistol Grip Coffee Mug ($16). Not sure who writes the product descriptions on Amazon, but this line is a bit scary – “The Gun Handle Mug combines the much needed calm of drinking coffee during a hectic day […]
Das Can-In-Stein
Time to fancy up your cheap beer with the Das Can-in-Stein ($9.99). This simple, yet clever, invention holds a standard 12-ounce beer (or soda). Now you can sip your PBR while pretending to be in Germany for Oktoberfest. Just slip your drink into your Das Can-in-Stein and brace for the impending carousing. Our pewter-look […]