LED Lit Reading Glasses
Saw these fancy LED lit reading glasses at the local CVS this weekend. Had a good chuckle. A bunch of funny scenarios came to mind, but in the end, these things are actually pretty useful for nighttime reading. Either way, I hope I never need them. You can can get the Light Specs here in […]
Noiseless Karaoke Microphone For iOS… What Took So Long
Average karaoke is well, awful, and good karaoke is just OK. And sadly, most karaoke fits into the awful category. Now that you know how I feel about karaoke, enter the noiseless karaoke microphone for iPhone and iPad ($93). Let's hope this takes off and every bar that has karaoke will someday have the silent […]
The C-String
Like a G-String, but different, the C-String. The C-String is a “new" twist on the ladies undergarment. So glad to be a guy right now. Yep it is for real, see the CString in action here. “The CString is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. […]
Emergency Underpants
Because accidents happen, Emergency Underpants. This dispenser which looks like a tissue box holds 5 pairs of underpants. Gag gift?
GoJo Hands Free
I can't wait to have my first GoJo Hands Free sighting. This gadget is hilarious. The first time I saw the infomercial I thought it was a joke, like the Tug Toner infomercial. Step 1 - Snaps on. Step 2 - Slips on in 1 second. Step 3 - Hands free! Step 4 - Wonder […]
Timmy’s Great Balls Of Fire
Ever heard of Ghost Pepper, Bhut Jolokia, Assamese, Bangla, Manipuri, or Naga Morich? They are all words for the same thing. This “thing" is the world's hottest pepper according to the Guinness World Records. In fact this wickedly hot pepper is often used in weapons. Why would you even try eating something like this? I […]
Truth In Advertising?
I am not sure why restaurants are allowed to post such amazing false pictures of their products, you know the ones I am talking about. The one that gets you to salivate, pull out your money, wait in line, and end up royally disappointed. Yep those ads. The pictures do this more justice than my […]
Let Your Baby Play With Your iPhone?
At first I thought this product was a joke. A bit of clever Photoshop magic. Nope it is real, someone at Fisher Price thought that babies and expensive smartphones mix well. The Laugh and Learn Baby iPhone Case looks like it does a fairly good job at protecting your iPhone (or iPod Touch), but some […]
Split Decision Pie-Pan
Some folks have a tiny oven. Some women folks have a tough time making up their minds. The Split Decision Pie-Pan is perfect for both as it allow you to bake two pies in the same pie tin. The most important part here is finding two pies that have the same cooking time and temperature. […]
Oracle ColorSHIFT – Color Changing LED Headlights
Economy treating you well enough to add color changing LED lights to your whip? This one is quite goofy IMHO, save your money, or send it to me. I have never been a fan of the embarrassing flashy car bits like spinners, neon lighting kits, humongous rims, truck balls, etc, But, if this is your […]