People Are Wrong… Just Wrong…
If you really want to torture your pet further than you already do, you could get a wig for your cat or dog. But don’t… it is just wrong… soooo wrong. “And since dogs can’t talk, I’ll translate what they think of the idea. “&*^% you. Seriously, I’d rather be raped by the cat.” More […]
Dual Exhaust Flame Thrower Kit
In the old’n days you would just route a couple spark plugs back to your exhaust pipe, and because the car ran so rich (sloppy) it would ignite the unspent fuel, and shoot flames. Oh wait… that is exactly what this kit is doing. Folks, I would normally reward such slick marketing… but not when […]
Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Is there really a market for this? I like to think that general good hygiene (aka shower and soap) negates the need for butt powder. But (no pun intended), I was on a 5 day hike with some college buddies, and the guy directly in front of me could have used about 5 bottles of […]
Caffeinated Potato Chips, Um No Thanks
I, unlike my co-workers (you know who you are), do not need to visit Starbucks to function in the morning…. thank goodness as I have enough vices to deal with. But for those of you who love your caffeine happiness but just can’t be bothered with another caffeinated drink, how about some lemon flavored potato […]
Virtual Girlfriend In Your Bed
Drew Burrows, a lonely NYU student created INBED, a 2-D virtual girlfriend that is projected onto your bed from the ceiling. For the amount of time and money spent making this contraption, you think he would have been able to score a real girl (or a hooker?). The projected girlfriend interacts with you, if […]
NANA Saver – Banana Holder/Saver?
A couple of thoughts kept swirling through my simple mind as I read this. Eat the entire damn banana… and there are too many inventors in the world. “NANA Saver™ Banana Holder Eliminates waste so you can enjoy half now, and half later. Keeps a sliced banana fresher, longer by reducing exposure to air. Hinged […]
Rocket Helicopter – From Mexico?
That�s right folks, a Mexican company, Tecnologia Aeroespacial Mexicana (TAM), introduced a backpack helicopter (queue in various border crossing jokes). Why is it called a Rocket Helicopter? Because of the tiny jet engines on the tips of the blades that make them spin. The Rocket Helicopter will come with an impressive backpack-like harness that will […]
BBQ Branding Iron
At your next BBQ bust out the Meat Mark-It personalized steak branding iron and get creative., You could label your hot dogs “16-inches” or your steak “Labrador retriever”., Either way, your friends will be mildly amused and probably loose their appetite… next BBQ is at their house, saving you money., , Only $18 online.
Mukesh Ambani’s New House To Be Largest And Most Expensive
Mukesh Ambani is in the process of building the world’s largest and most expensive home. The house will cost more than most hotels, and no two rooms will be alike. I am sure there are at least a few secret passageways. Call me crazy, but how in the hell are you going to actually be […]
HANNSpree Continues To Pump Out Ugly LCD’s And TV’s
HANNSpree, which in my book translates to "ugly lcd" in Klingon, is up to their old antics. Take a simple… boring… LCD or TV… and uglify it. Their latest jewel is a 15-inch "starlight blue" display for $197.