Angry Robot Sex – Spykee vs Rovio
OK, apologies to all the cyber tech pervs, this is just an article about two Wi-Fi “surveillance” bots – Spykee and Rovio. Spykee is made by Erector (giggidy) and Rovio by WowWee (wtf?). Both of these massively overpriced toys arrived just in time for our economic boom to fill the vacuous niche for overpriced cheesy […]
WowWee SpyBall
The toy robot company WowWee have come out with a cool Wi-Fi enabled remote control spy robot… the SpyBall. The robot has two wheels that allow it spin 360 degrees. If the robot is quiet, which it should be, then it may actually work as a remote spy camera. When you are in position you […]
Robotic Gutter Cleaner The 2nd Generation iRobot Looj
The folks at iRobot make some pretty useful household robots. Most people are familiar with the iRobot Roomba robotic vacuum cleaners which wander around your home cleaning in a crazy pattern. Another iRobot device that you may not be familiar with is the Looj gutter cleaning robot. The Looj by iRobot basically runs down your […]
Robo Walker Kid – Happy Halloween
In my never humble opinion, this is one of the coolest Halloween costumes evah – kid in a robotic Walker suit – the dad who made it for him RULES! That is all!
Giant Remote Control Ant
Get yourself a giant RC ant with a crystal scull as the remote? I can’t imagine this one being a great seller… I mean were there even giant ants in the last Indian Jones movie (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)? Either way this remote control gadget will set you back $35.
Nissan’t Latest Robot Car Avoids Crashes
Nissans latest jump into the accident-avoidance world is the BR23C robotic car. The BR23C uses a laser range finder (LRF), which works like a bumble bee’s eye, to detect obstacles up to two meters away. Supposedly this system then allows the “car” to “instinctively” react to obstacles and avoid them. This is still, obviously from […]
Newer, Beefier iRobot Roombas
I own an iRobot Roomba… and love it. I am not sure it is really much of a time saver… as I am so amazed by the damn thing and tend to follow it around watching it do its job. I am not the smartest fellow. Either way I am constantly impressed at how well […]
Mental Commitment Robot Seal, Love You Long Time
From Japan, the country that brought you Hello Kitty and Life Like Extreme Sex Robots, comes the Seal Type Mental Commit Robot for Psychological Enrichment. No, that’s not from Borat. That would be the mental marketing giants from the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology crushing it with a catchy title for their […]
Asahi BeerBot – Beer Pouring Robot
Let me start off by saying that they are sold-out…huge bummer! The Asahi BeerBot is a tiny R2D2 looking robot that will refrigerate, store, open, and pour your beer for you. I am not sure of the price, or if more will be coming back into stock anytime soon… but I want one. Forget about […]
Big Toys For Big Brother In UK
Friend of mine send me this pic of some anal retentive British Defense Ministry chap playing with what looks like a hover-copter. Apparently having Mother England covered with static surveillance cameras is not enough – time to upgrade the toys. At first look, this reminds me of one of those crappy remote hover choppers that […]