The Main Drain Is A Urinal That Attaches To Your Toilet
I thought this one was a gag gift like, the Prank Pack boxes you can buy online. Apparently the Main Drain, is real however. At least real enough to be on KickStarter. , For, $45 (assuming they hit their $50,000 goal) you can have one of the best white elephant gifts ever. Who would actually strap this urinal attachment […]
Watch With Built-in Butane Lighter
Yep, it is a real watch with a built-in butane lighter. Perfect for the stoner smoker or MacGyver type in your life. Sure, at first it sounds like a gag gift type of thing, especially considering it only costs $8. But it is actually a useful little gadget. You will never bee without your precious […]
Tactical Holiday Stocking
Pre-holiday gift for the tactical junkie in your life – a Tactical Holiday Stocking. Obviously you should take the time to fill it up with some cool tactical gadgets like paracord bracelets, a knife (or two), and maybe some sort of multi-tool.
Sygama Thunder Boy Q30 Rechargeable Speaker With Odd Port Placement
For just $12.95 you can get your hands on one of these inappropriately cute Thunder Boy Q30 Rechargeable Speakers. At first glance it is just a little guy laying down with headphones on… then I noticed that the 3.5mm audio jack is placed accurately where poopy would exit. Odd… but funny. Available in a bunch […]
Laser Collar For Cats And Dogs
Some dogs, and most cats, will chase the dot a laser beam creates for quite some time. This torture is not only fun for the owner it is great exercise, for your pet. To a point. Don’t overwork your cat or dog… some don’t know when to quit. This particular laser collar turns off after 10 […]
Automatic Sperm Extractor Machine?
Yep, this odd looking self service machine which has some analog knobs on top is a sperm extractor machine/robot. This device currently resides in a Chinese hospital in Nanjing. All the sad user has to do is turn on the screen for some video, pick the amplitude, frequency, and temperature and they are off to […]
The Selfie Brush
The Selfie Brush ($19.99). If I only had hair. Oy Vey. Take the already embarrassing selfie-shot and strap your iPhone 5/5S on to this hairbrush for next level lameness. Some of the product specifications are quite humorous like; perfect social media tool, easy to find in pocket book, ability to text or make a phone […]
Pistol Coffee Cup
If you work at the post office or live in a perpetual Monday you may need a Pistol Grip Coffee Mug ($16). Not sure who writes the product descriptions on Amazon, but this line is a bit scary – “The Gun Handle Mug combines the much needed calm of drinking coffee during a hectic day […]
Das Can-In-Stein
Time to fancy up your cheap beer with the Das Can-in-Stein ($9.99). This simple, yet clever, invention holds a standard 12-ounce beer (or soda). Now you can sip your PBR while pretending to be in Germany for Oktoberfest. Just slip your drink into your Das Can-in-Stein and brace for the impending carousing. Our pewter-look […]
Scented Ducktape
Yep, scented ducktape ($3.99) is a real product. Ducktape (duct tape) is perfect for pranks, even better with scents. Now when you tape your buddy to the tree on your next camping trip at least he will smell like bubble gum. On second thought, not a good idea because this might attract bears. The scented […]