Bacon Toothpaste

Posted on Feb 14 2011 - 10:12am by Craig

Bacon Toothpaste

We are fixated on gadgets, and bacon.  While we are not sure how well this Bacon Toothpaste actually cleans your teeth, every now and then it might be nice, say with a bloody Mary.  Might just have to relabel this and use it as a prank.

"Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it’s too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it’s too limp you won’t be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it’s time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It’s the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat! Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste."

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