Upgrade your tiny paper cut to one of five disgusting fake wound band-aids. The Boo-Boos Adhesive Bandages ($10) come in the following styles: slashing sharp force trauma (with stitches), chemical burn, skin ulcer with skin slip, decubitus ulcer with maggot infestation, and a small caliber gunshot. You get four of each design for a total of 20 Boo-Boo bandages for just $10.
These are seriously gross. Perfect for Halloween, I guess.