Paparazzi Shades
The perfect sunglasses for a rough night on the town, or just when you get pulled over by the police. Leave the paparazzi guessing with this simple pair of sunglasses. The Paparazzi shades would make for a great facebook profile picture. Yours for only $8 here.
J&D’s BaconLube
Bacon Lube? Ummm, ok. This isn't for lubricating bacon, this is "A delicious massage oil & personal lubricant" that tastes like bacon. That is pushing the limits a bit and is leaning on disgusting. I can't help but picturing two fatties rubbing bacon lube all over each other, wrong. Still interested? Get your own J&D's […]
Jian Sword Dancing = 1:30 Minutes Of My Life Wasted
Wow. Simply wow. I just watched two nerdy white kids dancing like Ninja Turtles while their Grandma sips her beer. The video is a tad sad and I felt like I was watching Napolean Dynamite. Apparently this sadness is Jian sword dancing. The real excitement hits at about 1 minute when the pale fellow jumps […]
Weirdest Sport Yet – Nose Cleaning Championship
After watching this video I immediately signed up. Can't wait to win a golden neti pot.
Owl 360 Rear View Bike Camera
I am going to file this under the "why" category. Seriously, do we really need to mount a rear-view camera on a bike? How about a good old fashioned mirror, or even older fashioned, turn your freaking head and look. Any-who, the Owl 360 Rear View Bike Camera ($180) consists of a CMOS camera you […]
Gaydar Keychain
Are you tired of people claiming to have "gaydar"? Time for the perfect gag gift, the Gaydar Keychain ($5). Gaydar the Ultimate Gay Detector Keychain Aim the Gaydar at your subject Hit the Gaydar Button Gaydar’s unique gay-o-meter will make its assessment and tell you the results! Funny gag gift.
Windows 8 Boots In Less Than 10-Seconds
Two things come to mind when I watched this video of Windows 8 booting in less than 10 seconds (2 seconds technically). At first, I am naturally skeptical (it is Windows after all) and secondly, It is about freaking time! What took so long for a major OS maker to figure out that boot times […]
Birdman Weapons Systems Homeboy Sights
Too bad this one isn't real, would be the perfect gift for the homey in your life. The Homeboy Nyte-Sytes are gun sights that mount on the side of your pistol. Perfect for the patented gangsta sideways shooting style. "Allows firing from car widows, over fences, bar counters, or simply while chasing someone through the […]
Tape Measure Tricks By the Tape Measure Master
Who knew there was a Tape Measure Master? Not I. Watch the master of the tape measure in action after the break.
World’s Longest Motorcycle Sports 25 Seats
Colin Furze you have too much time on your hands, In other words I envy you. Your 72-foot long, 25 seat motorcycle might just be the world's longest motorcycle. Currently the motorcycle isn't strong enough to support all of the people (hence the wooden block under the middle section) but oh well.