Owl 360 Rear View Bike Camera
I am going to file this under the “why" category. Seriously, do we really need to mount a rear-view camera on a bike? How about a good old fashioned mirror, or even older fashioned, turn your freaking head and look. Any-who, the Owl 360 Rear View Bike Camera ($180) consists of a CMOS camera you […]
Gaydar Keychain
Are you tired of people claiming to have “gaydar"? Time for the perfect gag gift, the Gaydar Keychain ($5). Gaydar the Ultimate Gay Detector Keychain Aim the Gaydar at your subject Hit the Gaydar Button Gaydar’s unique gay-o-meter will make its assessment and tell you the results! Funny gag gift.
Windows 8 Boots In Less Than 10-Seconds
Two things come to mind when I watched this video of Windows 8 booting in less than 10 seconds (2 seconds technically). At first, I am naturally skeptical (it is Windows after all) and secondly, It is about freaking time! What took so long for a major OS maker to figure out that boot times […]
Birdman Weapons Systems Homeboy Sights
Too bad this one isn't real, would be the perfect gift for the homey in your life. The Homeboy Nyte-Sytes are gun sights that mount on the side of your pistol. Perfect for the patented gangsta sideways shooting style. “Allows firing from car widows, over fences, bar counters, or simply while chasing someone through the […]
Tape Measure Tricks By the Tape Measure Master
Who knew there was a Tape Measure Master? Not I. Watch the master of the tape measure in action after the break.
World’s Longest Motorcycle Sports 25 Seats
Colin Furze you have too much time on your hands, In other words I envy you. Your 72-foot long, 25 seat motorcycle might just be the world's longest motorcycle. Currently the motorcycle isn't strong enough to support all of the people (hence the wooden block under the middle section) but oh well.
Bugatti Veyron Replica Kit
As far as replica cars go, this one looks pretty accurate. The only really sad part is that the donor car sitting under all of this beauty is a 2002 Mercury Cougar. *Clearing some puke from my mouth. Yuck. Come on, you put all of this work in to this car and you start with […]
Zafirro Iridium Razor
The Zafirro razor is made out of a rare earth metal – iridium. The screws are are made of platinum and the blades are made of solid white sapphire. With this combination of expensive metals, the razor never corrodes and is impervious to oxidation. Utilizing expertise in fields as varied as rocket engine manufacturing, nanotechnology, […]
Que Cologne?
Seems like a great joke product or gag gift, but either way it is, sadly, real. The Que Cologne is scented with fragrances of sweat, spices, smoke, and meat. Maybe you could use this one to cover up stripper perfume and say you were at a BBQ?
Waterproof Pool Table

In staying with the “please give us summer" theme, a waterproof pool table ($6,500) that is meant to be played inside of a pool? The waterproof pool table can be used outdoors or if you want to take things to the extreme just plop it in the pool. Ummm OK.