Bubble Wrap Neck Tie
If you have to wear a tie to work… sorry… that sucks. But if you must wear a neck tie to work you can kill two birds with this one. The Bubble Wrap Neck Tie allows you to look stylish while driving your cubicle mates batty. Stressful phone call? Pop! Annoying meeting? Pop! You get […]
Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat
Got Uncle Eddy coming over for your holiday dinner this year? Toss out the old plastic toilet seat and get a $279 Carbon Fiber toilet seat. Strong, lightweight, and beautiful. This should shave about 5 minutes off of Uncle Eddy’s fastest time. Made with 100% real 2 x 2 twill carbon fiber Fit standard household […]
Playmobil Security Check Point
I am surprised our fine government isn’t forcing McDonalds to give this toy out to every child with happy meals. The Playmobil Security Check Point toy comes with an X-Ray machine, a metal detector, a chair, a search wand, some luggage, two TSA style employees, and an unwilling victim traveler. Start brainwashing the children early […]
Nineteen Girls – One Smart Car
One of my least favorite cars in the world, the Smart Car is the center of attention as 19 Pakistani girls stuffed themselves inside to break a world record. The last world record was set when 18 Australian girls fit in to the Smart Car with all windows and doors closed for ten seconds. […]
Boob Scarf?
Not sure what to get your mother or grandmother? Check out Etsy for a boob scarf.
Proactiv Solution Kiosk Vending Machine
While running around the local mall I spotted one of the odder self service kiosks I have seen in quite some time. A Proactiv Solution vending machine. For those of you who don’t know what Proactiv is… it is an acne medication. You know, the one who runs tons of infomercials on how to clear […]
Kymera KYMWAND Universal Remote Control
For all the Hairy Pooter fans out there, behold the ultimate Christmas present. Desperately trying to cash in on the wizard-wannabe-no-accounting-for-the-taste crowd, manufacturer Kymera excreted this little nugget just in time for the holidays. The Kymera KYMWAND Universal Remote Control. Unlike Harry Potters wand, this one is not eleven inches of holly with a phoenix […]
How Does An Electric Car Get An MPG Rating? Nissan Leaf 99MPG?
“Cue the pundits. Nissan’s incoming Leaf has just nabbed an official EPA sticker, with a mind-melting 99MPG “equivalent” rating set to grace every single window. That’ll undoubtedly catch eyes, but it’s also likely to spur a huge debate on what “miles per gallon” truly means when you’re throwing a battery into the mix. We actually […]
TSA Proof Pasties?
As much as I like the idea of TSA proof underwear or TSA proof pasties… won’t this lead to a pretty serious pat down? I mean, if the TSA dorks see a big blob instead of your privates get ready for some heavy petting. Either way… some of the designs at flyingpasties.com are hilarious. Flying […]
Ghetto Car Repair At It’s Finest
I am a big fan of the backyard MacGyver who creates his own ghetto car repairs. Some of my favorite ghetto car repairs after the break.