Windshield Sunglasses By Martin Margiela
Looking to fit in at the next Miami douche-bag party? Get your self some Martin Margiela (cyclops style) sunglasses for $570. Please don’t let me see you wearing these in public… I may attack you.
Segway Alternative – Bolder And Blacker…
As many of you know, I like picking on the Segway as the epitome of technological “mas puto” and the sign of the impending Apocalypse. Well, this morning a question was answered that plagued me for years (not really but please go with it). What would happen if an old Penny-farthing bike and Segway, ground […]
Pole Dancer?
We have seen the USB pole dancer in the past… and this one is very similar… it has a pole, a dancer, blinking lights, and a disco ball… But for some reason they decided to put what looks like a 10 year old girl on the pole and are marketing it to young girls. What […]
Wind Powered Light-Up Hood Ornament
If you’ve been trying to find a way to ugly-up your Mercedes Benz real good like, for just $5 you can replace its stock hood ornament with this clear plastic version that lights up thanks to a set of red, blue and green LEDs that are powered by a small chrome wind turbine. So not […]
Magic Poop Collector?
No one likes picking up dog poop… but that doesn’t mean you should strap a bag on your dogs ass. I thought this was a joke at first… but this appears to be real. PooTrapUSA you should be ashamed of yourselves! Notice they don’t show you strapping this thing on… the dog must hate it.
One Horsepower Naturmobil
Some asshole crafty type fellow Hadi Mirhejazi, from Iran, has made a real one horsepower vehicle. The poor horse is tied to a treadmill and charges the batteries which power an electric motor. The Naturmobil, as it is called, will go 28mph. Enough already… let the horse free you arsehole. [Via]
Belarus Style School Gear – To Pimp And Protect
A clothing company Slavianka in Belarus (once Soviet Russia) is busy cranking out business style school uniforms that protect the kids from electromagnetic radiation beaming from the kids cell phones! Specifically, these uniforms include a special shielded pocket, and for the pocket-challenged girls there is a special shielded purse. Not sure if the phone is […]
OSIM uCrown 2 Head Massager
This is fully something I would expect to see in the movie The 40 year old virgin. A lonely guy with his battery operated head massager. The uCrown 2 head massager by OSIM will set you back about $179 and will massage your temple, crown, forehead, and lower head.
OSIM uGallop Complete Core Exerciser
While in Hong Kong with the Misses I saw and OSIM brand store and were amazed at the weird gear they had in there. I don’t want to give it all up in one post… so will share one wonderful OSIM item per day. First off, and possibly one of my favorites is the […]
Bacon Shoe By Keds
I guess we aren’t the only bacon crazy folks… Keds has come out with a bacon shoe. The Keds Bacon shoes are available from Zazzle where you can customize the color of the stitching, sole, and binding. The bummer is that they are only available in women’s sizes… such discrimination. Some of our past bacon […]