Cookie Dunk Mug
Love milk and cookies? Bring them together with the Dunk Mug and save yourself the time of washing an extra plate.
WTF is a Honda U3-X and why?!
Yet again, scratching an itch we didn’t know we had, Japan offers a bolder alternative to Segway. Well technically it’s just a smaller, slower and much fruitier alternative. Apparently the Honda U3-X was built on the “huge success” of the robotic technology used in the ASIMO (the robot famous for its hemorrhoidal walk). The Honda […]
Why Apple Is Gaining Market Share From Microsoft…
Wow… Microsoft marketing, once again, takes the cake for the worst media/marketing material. Their latest work of art, the Microsoft Windows 7 launch party promotional videos are high in cheese factor. You to can have an “unofficial” windows 7 launch party… just add balloons, cherries, iced tea, bright colored shirts, a nerd, a cool guy, […]
Toothpaste That Puts You To Sleep
Sounds like a joke… but PearlyDreams is a toothpaste that will help put you to sleep. PearlyDreams toothpaste has melatonin, balm mint, valerian, and passionflower mixed in to the paste to help knock you out. Pure sillieness… or pure genius? Now all they need is a toothpaste loaded with caffeine for the mornings.
Windshield Sunglasses By Martin Margiela
Looking to fit in at the next Miami douche-bag party? Get your self some Martin Margiela (cyclops style) sunglasses for $570. Please don’t let me see you wearing these in public… I may attack you.
Segway Alternative – Bolder And Blacker…
As many of you know, I like picking on the Segway as the epitome of technological “mas puto” and the sign of the impending Apocalypse. Well, this morning a question was answered that plagued me for years (not really but please go with it). What would happen if an old Penny-farthing bike and Segway, ground […]
Pole Dancer?
We have seen the USB pole dancer in the past… and this one is very similar… it has a pole, a dancer, blinking lights, and a disco ball… But for some reason they decided to put what looks like a 10 year old girl on the pole and are marketing it to young girls. What […]
Wind Powered Light-Up Hood Ornament
If you’ve been trying to find a way to ugly-up your Mercedes Benz real good like, for just $5 you can replace its stock hood ornament with this clear plastic version that lights up thanks to a set of red, blue and green LEDs that are powered by a small chrome wind turbine. So not […]
Magic Poop Collector?
No one likes picking up dog poop… but that doesn’t mean you should strap a bag on your dogs ass. I thought this was a joke at first… but this appears to be real. PooTrapUSA you should be ashamed of yourselves! Notice they don’t show you strapping this thing on… the dog must hate it.
One Horsepower Naturmobil
Some asshole crafty type fellow Hadi Mirhejazi, from Iran, has made a real one horsepower vehicle. The poor horse is tied to a treadmill and charges the batteries which power an electric motor. The Naturmobil, as it is called, will go 28mph. Enough already… let the horse free you arsehole. [Via]