Microsoft Laptop Cooler?
When I saw the Laptop cooler by Microsoft a couple of things came to mind… first of all why? And second of all, time to short Microsoft stock.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Yours for $10.95.
Star Trek Colognes
Folks you can’t make this stuff up. There is a new line of Star Trek fragrances guaranteed to boost your nerd factor. I am not sure how they smell… but heaven for bid the women you are trying to impress happens to find this in your bathroom. Instant woman repellant. This embarrassing line of Star […]
Tweet-A-Watt On Twitter
Ever wanted to see if you can be an even more self-indulgent, ecologically inclined attention whore? Well sky is the limit with the Tweet-a-watt! It’s a modified Kill A Watt product that updates your power usage wirelessly for all of your friends and minions to view on Twitter. The idea is simple, burn extra energy, […]
$88,000 Home Speakers?
In light of recent economic news, I have some investment advice for you. Stay away from the stock market, because it’s very volatile. Also, you should probably avoid real estate. But one area worth investing in is ridiculous speakers. Like the RAAL Requisite Eternity speakers. They’re the smartest thing you can do with $88,000, I […]
Redneck Wedding Gift – The Camo Slow Cooker
Wonder what to get your redneck friends for their third wedding? Check out the 6 1/2 Quart camouflaged slow cooker. Large 6 1/2 – qt. Camo Slow Cooker in cool camo! SAVE BIG! Sportsmen like you will love the camo pattern and large capacity of this Slow Cooker! It’s great for everything from large roasts […]
Nite Coaster – A Glorified Night Light And Coaster?
If you have $43.99 and a bunch of AAA batteries to burn and are afraid of the dark check out the Beacons Nite Coaster. I must be getting old, because I don’t get it. This night light illuminates your drink on a bed side table with a waive of your hand – just the right […]
Russian Roulette Beer Bong
This appears to be more of a bad photoshop ad than much else. Not sure if this product is ever going to make it to market, I seriously doubt it will. The last thing I want to do is share saliva with a group of people just to play beer roulette. You fill the […]
$8 Per Ice Cube – Glace Luxury Ice
Luxury Ice?, Who knew?, Am I the only one that things we are in for a serious depression recession? Seems Glace Luxury Ice Co thinks that there is a market for premium ice cubes., The Glace luxury ice is making perfectly spherical ice cubes that are hand-carved in Canada., Trying not to laugh at this […]
Global Warming Jacket?
The Japanese are at it again. This time in the form of a jacket that has two fans sewn in to the fabric. The fans run off of a small rechargeable battery. The idea is that the air flow will keep you cool by evaporating sweat. In reality you end up looking like a guy […]