Cat Cosmetics – Booty 911 – Yuck
Not much need to write anything here… Catherine Hickland (movie star?) owner and creator of Cat Cosmetics has done it for me. All I can say is… yuck. (Sorry… this isn’t actually a gadget) “No one ever talks about butt zits. Most of us have them! Come on, you know who you are!!!! It’s OK, […]
The Bandai Noodle Waterslide
Just when I thought the economy was getting rougher and manufacturers would get smart about not producing goofy stuff that no one needs… Bandai proves me wrong with a noodle waterslide. “It’s basically a slide for "nagashi somen," thin somen noodles that are served in a stream of water. The noodles come out of a […]
Tape Cassette-To-MP3 Player, Novac MV-CM001U
Not sure why anyone would need a gadget that converts old tape cassettes to MP3 files… but then again I know nothing. The Novac MV-CM001U is a wooden box that converts older style tape cassettes to MP3 with the simple push of a button. I can only find this beast in Japan though…
WTF is a PUMA?!
For years I’ve used the Segway as a sort of a milestone of humanity’s technological accomplishment in building something wickedly stupid, unnecessary and overrated – a remarkable blend of misplaced technological acumen and social ineptitude – a middle finger to common sense and “cool” if you will. Yes I clearly got an itch to scratch […]
Europe pushes greener gadget power
On April 6th, in a shocking move *rolleyes*, the clearly bored out of its freaking mind the European Commission agreed on more “green”regulations, this time for external power cords and supplies, specifically regulating the amount of energy wasted by “excess heat”. Surprisingly the laws of physics governing heat dissipation and inefficiencies associated with it are […]
Hotelicopter is yanking your wank
Bunch of tech sites covering the phenomenon called the Hotelicopter. They are being dead serious about flying friggin hotel inside of an old modded Russian Mil V-12 copter (NATO designation “Homer”). Apparently someone with good Photoshop and mad 3D animation software skills slapped together a “convincing” site complete with an animated concept video and a […]
Bacon In A Can
The folks at Yoders have brought bacon-in-a-can back, amen., Who doesn’t love bacon?, I am a bit suspicious of canned bacon however, I can’t imagine it being anything but soggy., Will have to reserve serious judgment until we test this treat out. If you are curious, and willing to spend $12, send us your review. […]
Velociraptor Trophy Head
Perfect for your game room or hunting lodge, a full scale velociraptor head mounted like a hunting trophy. Up for auction is a full size replica of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It measures 28 inches from the nose to base of the mount. It is made of high quality poly urethane resin that has […]
The Cool758 Cell Phone With Built-In Electric Shaver = WTF
Wow, I have seen it all. Just when you though the cell phone market was fully mature, and everything you could ever want was already at your fingertips. BaaaaBango! Solomobi.com comes out with a cell phone (Cool758) with a built in electric shaver for $112. I especially love that it says “Razor Phone” on the […]
Louis Vuitton Motorola AURA Cell Phone
Sure, you could just get a plain old KIRF Motorola Aura, but those looking for a double dose of fake luxury will no doubt want to give some serious consideration to this latest knock-off wonder, which adds some of that always popular Louis Vuitton excess to Moto’s often imitated sense of style. Of course, that […]