Real Product – Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink
Looking for that white elephant gift or just want some awsome-in-a-can? Enter the Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink ($4 per 12-ounce can). Each can of Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink is 12-ounces of a mixed berry flavor that includes ginseng, guarana, B Vitamins, and 100mg of caffeine. Go ahead, get your credit card out and head […]
Mitten-Shaped Moist Wipes – Shittens
First off, this is too far away from April 1st to be a joke. It is in fact a real product. I’m not Shitten you, Shittens are for sale on Amazon. These moist wipes are in the form of mittens and are marketed for use on babies, pets, and adults. I guess I understand 2 […]
Alexa Enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass
The famous Big Mouth Billy Bass from yesteryear has been modernized with Alexa’s voice assistant built-in (You have to already have an echo device in the home). The Alexa Big Mouth Billy Bass ($39) can respond to voice commands and let you know about the weather, the news, your commute, as well as set alarms, […]
Yoda ‘Do Or Do Not There Is Not Try’ Glitter Globe
Looking for the most unique gift for the person who has everything, or just want to have an awesome/strange conversation piece on your desk? The Bradford Exchange STAR WARS Jedi Master Yoda Musical Glitter Globe with Lights and Movie Music ($100) fits the bill. It runs off of three AAA batteries and illuminate Yoda and […]
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy For Your Desk
You know the giant wacky waving inflatable tube guy that you see out front of the mattress company that is having perpetual going out of business sales? Well now you can have your very own wacky waving inflatable tube guy… for your desktop! This little guy runs on a 9V battery or a wall power […]
Mac And Cheese Candy Canes
Who doesn’t want to try Mac & Cheese Candy Canes? Me. Might make a good white elephant gift or gag for a friend. “Peppermint is so last year. And the year before that, and before that… Trade in boring traditions for flavors that you love.”
Play-Doh Poop Troop Set
Yep, welcome to 2018 where kids get toys that simulate playing with poop. I just bought two sets. This is the Play-Doh Poop Troop Set ($39) which allows kids create their own hilarious poo characters out of squishy play-doh. “Make creations like poop monsters or the famous emojis with the poo mold or by squeezing […]
Google Chrome 69 Just Got Creepier
Starting this off by saying that there are plenty of Google products that I like very much. I am an avid user of the Nest products, search engine, email, etc… That doesn’t mean I won’t be looking for alternatives if they don’t keep turning up the creepiness. Google’s latest bout of creepiness and overreach are […]
Cat Camp Tent
Apparently there are cat tents available for sale on Amazon. Hmm. Ok. I guess humans like camping so why not let your cats enjoy some of this fun at home. What else can be said about this…
Banana 6-Pack With Increasing Ripeness
This picture is from an E-Mart in South Korea. This 6-pack of bananas are packed in a range of ripeness from green to ‘ready to eat’. No more mushy bananas at the end of the week. Clever I suppose with a tad bit of ridiculous.