Another “Dope” iPhone Gimmick App
Here is an odd dichotomy – using your iPhone as a ballistics computer to get quick shooting solutions *boggle*… I guess in addition to letting you shoot the shit, iPhone now lets you really shoot the shit! When I think of a typical iPhone user, I think of some left wing metro sexual putz using […]
Aptera – Letter To Customers Who Have Made Deposit
New car maker, same old problems., Aptera, the folks hoping to come out with an electric and hybrid model car in 2008 have been struggling to post anything too concrete., I am a concerned customer (I have already placed a deposit) who would like to see Aptera succeed, but some cracks are showing up in […]
Cell-Mate – Strap-A-Phone-To-Your-Head-And-Look-Like-A-Dork
Wow… this product is about as bad as they come. Kinda reminds me of our bad Bluetooth post from July 2008. Either way… I just put a sticky on my calendar for December 2009 to see if this site is company is still in business. Forget about the fact that the companies name is “Cell […]
Toilet Seat With Built-In Scale
Folks, you can’t make this stuff up. A toilet seat with a built-in scale. The idea is that women who are obsessed with monitoring their weight can check their pre-poo and post-poo weight. Yowsers! Designer Haikun Deng designed a toilet seat with a built-in digital scale but her rationale behind its conception is a bit […]
Worst Invention / Best Invention
I am on the fence here… is this the worst invention ever? Or is it the best invention ever? With a few modifications you could use this for kids. See… it could be the best invention ever. ** Just kidding, please don’t do this **
Fat Cars By Erwin Wurm
Erwin Wurm (yep that is his real name) is an Austrian artist that takes regular cars and makes them fit the fat American market. , His fat cars are great and actually remind me of obese people. , I wouldn’t mind driving an obese Porsche. More fat cars and some video showing some of his […]
Lighted Garden Nozzle?
In getting ready for my New Years resolution… I am trying to be more positive… but like any good procrastinator… I am going to wait until after this post. This is another case of a bad invention that made it to far. Why in the hell would anyone want a lighted garden nozzle? Maybe as […]
Dog-Powered Vehicle
Another way to keep the Americans fat… attach your dog to a scooter and let the pup do all of the work. The makers of this gadget are also attaching the dog slave strap to a trike, a skateboard, and a folding bicycle. My favorite picture is the huge Rottweiler attached to a tiny skateboard. […]
Girlfriend Knee Pillow = WTF
For about $110 you can be the sad perverted proud owner of a “girlfriend knee pillow”. The Japanese make some of the strangest things, and apparently have the ability to manufacture their ideas into reality. Not sure who the target market for this is. Is it the guy who just can’t sleep unless he is […]
Leather Wrapped Laptop?
When innovation means wrapping a piece of tech gadgetry in leather… we have officially stalled. Dell’s new XPS 13 laptop has a leather wrapped casing. What else can I say? Boring.